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THESE ARE NOT NO GILDAN BULLSHIT, THESE HOODIES ARE 100% COTTON HEAVY WEIGHT, WITH SIDE RIBBING, THEY ARE ALSO FAIR TRADE CERTIFIED, AND USE 400GSM COTTON. FUCKING QUALITY PEOPLE, EXPECT NOTHING LESS IN THE FUCKING FUTURE.

YER WHATS POPPIN DOE, YALL BEEN WASHING YO FUCKING HANDS BEFORE YOU HIT THAT CHECK OUT, I AIN'T TRYIN GET THAT DIGITAL SICKNESS, FUCK OUT A HERE WITH THAT SHORT DICK SYNDROME, ONLY LDS ALLOWED. YEAH SO HERE YOU ARE, THIS IS THE EMBROIDERED SWEATSHIRT, AND IM GOING TO HAVE TO LIMIT IT, BECAUSE EACH HOODIE TAKES NEEK 30 MINUTES, DO THE FUCKING MATH, I CAN'T BE SLAVIN WHILE MAINTAININ A 9-5 ESSENTIAL JOB, BUT DONT WORRY I LOVE YALL DICK HEADS, SO I WANT TO GIVE AN OPPERTUNITY FOR MY FOLKS TO BE ABLE TO COP SOME FLY SHIT FOR THE CHEAP CHEAP, AND NAH THIS AINT NO CHEAP SHIT EITHER, THIS IS A HEAVY SWEATSHIRT FUCKER.

IF YALL ARE WONDERING WHERE MY HATRED FOR BIKES CAME FROM, WELL I WAS RECENTLY TACKELED BY A BIKE COP IN MY CITY AND THAT DUDE WAS ON SOME STRAIGHT DONKEY HEAD BULLSHIT, I GOT CHARGED FOR VANDALISM, WON'T GO INTO TOO MANY DETAILS BUT LETS SAY I WAS JUST PARTAKING IN STREET ART AND GOT CAUGHT, BUT THIS FUCKING BIKE COP DUDE FLEW TORWARDS ME AND PINNED ME MAN, I WAS LIKE WTF AND HURT MY DAMN LEG, NO I DON'T HATE THE POLICE, I DON'T CONDONE VIOLENCE TORWARDS THEM, ALL I AM SAYING IS, FUCK MILITARIZATION, THAT SHIT HAS GOT TO GO, AND ITS AN ISSUE THAT WILL CONTINUE TO GROW, ALRIGHT NEEK DONE BEING DEEP. 

SO THIS IS A FUCKING PRE-ORDER, WHICH MEANS I GET YOUR ORDERS, AND I CUT THEM OFF A WEEK FROM NOW SO THE 20TH (OR IF I SELL OUT). I THEN EMBROIDER EACH SHIRT MYSELF WITH MY MACHINE, WHICH WILL TAKE ME A FULL WEEK AND A HALF. SO PLEASE EXPECT THESE ORDERS TO SHIP IN ABOUT 2 WEEKS, BUT I USUALLY FINISH THEM EARLIER, THATS JUST THE DEADLINE.

ALSO, PLEASE WASH COLD, AND HANG DRY DICK HEAD FOR OPTIMAL USE OUT OF YOUR SHIRT/HOODIE.

ALSO PLEASE TAKE A FIT PICK IN THESE SHITS, SO I CAN SHARE THEM WITH MY DAD, BECAUSE HE DON'T THINK ANYONE REALLY BE BUYING MY SHIT. 

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