'bike cops'

antiflowershowmovement

YER WHATS POPPIN DOE, YALL BEEN WASHING YO FUCKING HANDS BEFORE YOU HIT THAT CHECK OUT, I AIN'T TRYIN GET THAT DIGITAL SICKNESS, FUCK OUT A HERE WITH THAT SHORT DICK SYNDROME, ONLY LDS ALLOWED. YEAH SO HERE YOU ARE, THIS IS THE SECOND $10 EMBROIDERY SHIRT, AND IM GOING TO HAVE TO LIMIT IT TO 50 SHIRTS, BECAUSE EACH SHIRT TAKES NEEK 30 MINUTES, DO THE FUCKING MATCH, I CAN'T BE SLAVIN WHILE MAINTAININ A 9-5 ESSENTIAL JOB, BUT DONT WORRY I LOVE YALL DICK HEADS, SO I WANT TO GIVE AN OPPERTUNITY FOR MY FOLKS TO BE ABLE TO COP SOME FLY SHIT FOR THE CHEAP CHEAP, AND NAH THIS AINT NO CHEAP SHIT EITHER, EVERY T SHIRT IS A RINGSPUN 100% COTTON BITCH ASS, SO NONE OF THAT GILDAN COTTON PAPER BULL SHIT THAT SOME OF YALL BE PAYING TOO MUCH MONEY FOR, BUT THATS A ISSUE FOR ANOTHER DAY. 

IF YALL ARE WONDERING WHERE MY HATRED FOR BIKES CAME FROM, WELL I WAS RECENTLY TACKELED BY A BIKE COP IN MY CITY AND THAT DUDE WAS ON SOME STRAIGHT DONKEY HEAD BULLSHIT, I GOT CHARGED FOR VANDALISM, WON'T GO INTO TOO MANY DETAILS BUT LETS SAY I WAS JUST PARTAKING IN STREET ART AND GOT CAUGHT, BUT THIS FUCKING BIKE COP DUDE FLEW TORWARDS ME AND PINNED ME MAN, I WAS LIKE WTF AND HURT MY DAMN LEG, NO I DON'T HATE THE POLICE, I DON'T CONDONE VIOLENCE TORWARDS THEM, ALL I AM SAYING IS, FUCK MILITARIZATION, THAT SHIT HAS GOT TO GO, AND ITS AN ISSUE THAT WILL CONTINUE TO GROW, ALRIGHT NEEK DONE BEING DEEP. 

SO THIS IS A FUCKING PRE-ORDER, WHICH MEANS I GET YOUR ORDERS, AND I CUT THEM OFF A WEEK FROM NOW SO THE 20TH (OR IF I SELL OUT). I THEN EMBROIDER EACH SHIRT MYSELF WITH MY MACHINE, WHICH WILL TAKE ME A FULL WEEK AND A HALF. SO PLEASE EXPECT THESE ORDERS TO SHIP IN ABOUT 2 WEEKS, BUT I USUALLY FINISH THEM EARLIER, THATS JUST THE DEADLINE.

ALSO, PLEASE WASH COLD, AND HANG DRY DICK HEAD FOR OPTIMAL USE OUT OF YOUR SHIRT/HOODIE.

ALSO PLEASE TAKE A FIT PICK IN THESE SHITS, SO I CAN SHARE THEM WITH MY DAD, BECAUSE HE DON'T THINK ANYONE REALLY BE BUYING MY SHIT. 

$10.00